Our Policy

Lizardtree.com is a website. It lives in the virtual world we call the internet. This world contains lots of strange stuff so it's very important to remember that this site is no different. The material on this site is for pure entertainment. The characters and personal references are strictly made up from the magic genie of creativity known as a brain. If there are people out there offended by what's on this site, please exercise your right to turn off the fun and go back to taking life way too seriously. Lizardtree.com is a community and welcomes all visitors to send their feedback and input to lizard@lizardtree.com.

Privacy is also very important to us. If you subscribe to our newsletter, we will never share your name with anyone. We want to make sure you don't get any more worthless junk in your email than you already have. Plus we'd rather keep our subscribers so we can fulfill our master plan of making a platoon of psycho people who want to own a building in New York City for worthless campaigns about ketchup popsicles.