Our Policy
Lizardtree.com is a website. It lives in the virtual world we call
the internet. This world contains lots of strange stuff so it's very
important to remember that this site is no different. The material on
this site is for pure entertainment. The characters and personal
references are strictly made up from the magic genie of creativity
known as a brain. If there are people out there offended by what's on
this site, please exercise your right to turn off the fun and go back
to taking life way too seriously. Lizardtree.com is a community and
welcomes all visitors to send their feedback and input to
lizard@lizardtree.com.
Privacy is also very important to us. If you subscribe to our
newsletter, we will never share your name with anyone. We want to make sure you don't get any more worthless junk in
your email than you already have. Plus we'd rather keep our
subscribers so we can fulfill our master plan of making a platoon of
psycho people who want to own a building in New York City for
worthless campaigns about ketchup popsicles.
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