Woman's Split Personalities Finally Shake HandsAustin, TXAn historical event has occurred after years of much anticipation. Karen Witherspoon's split personalities will meet this week in an undisclosed location to work out their differences. These two personalities have feuded for over ten years with only one agenda in mind: to take control of the neutral territory in Karen's brain. Both had intentions of controlling that area for the sole purpose of taking over has a super power in Karen Witherspoon's mind.  The constant struggle of power has left both personalities tired and willing to call it a truce. "I am very excited about our meeting" said the cross-dressing male personality. "I think this will commemorate the coming together of two influential thought patterns in Karen's brain. Although I do have to mention that other personality is a pain in the tootsie." The hopes of the two personalities are to create a treaty that describes when and where each personality is allowed to enter Karen's mind and take control. This meeting, however, has not gone without confrontation. "In the past, it's been extremely difficult to come to terms" said the truck-driving dike from the midwest personality. "That bastard has always thought he deserved the entire brain. What an ass. I'll meet with him, but if things aren't going right, I'm gonna break that [epithet]'s legs."
The rest of Karen's body are crossing their fingers for a quick and painless resolution so it can function again in a humane manner. "I can't wait for the day when the rest of us don't have to be embarrassed about Karen's actions" said Karen's tonsils. "No more late night runs down the street completely naked or unicycle rides while playing the mouth harp".
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