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Money Grows in my Pants Pocket

Editorial -- Jason
Yowza!

Check it out! Another 5 bucks... I swear, every time I put on these pants, I find some money in here. It's pretty cool considering I'm not quite sure how it gets there. I know I didn't put it there so I'm convinced that money grows in my pants pocket.

My Dad always told me money doesn't grow on trees... well duhh! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. How on earth could money grow on trees? It's not physically possible, but it definitely can grow in my pants pocket. Check it out... a dime! See I told you.

I'm sitting on a gold mine I tell ya... gold mine! Whenever I need a little cash flow, I just throw on these old crusty jeans and reach in to find out what treasures of U.S. Currency await my discovery.

What? You don't believe me? That's ridiculous... of course my pants grow money... here I'll show you. Look, a receipt for the 7-11... that's just as good because I don't remember buying Super-Large Nachos and a Moon Pie. It must have been the money that grows in my pants. Now do you believe me?