Bong Hidden Behind Bigger BongSanta Fe, NM
Local stoner, Steve McNivens, cleverly hid a small bong behind a larger one for a recent visit from his parents.
"Dude, like my parents were these huge hippies from the 60's, before they went to law school and went corpo, " McNivens explains between hits off of a humongous joint. "so I knew they'd recognize 'Red Dawn' as a smoking implement. It's a classic bong: tubular, red plastic, with a thumb-carb." "So, I figured I'd totally fake them out by hiding Red Dawn behind Bongzilla. That's the dopest bong ever, and it doesn't even look like a bong!" exclaimed a bleary-eyed McNivens as he stared helplessly into his nearby lava lamp. To illustrate the point, McNivens gestured towards 'Bongzilla', which actually looks a lot more like an artificial respirator than a bong. "It's electric, man. It works on, like, the principal of a vacuum." It was an ironic statement. Based on a quick check of McNivens apartment, the principal of a vacuum seems to have never been applied to the carpet. "So, anyway, man. Like they didn't find the bong, which was cool, because I am trying to get them to buy me a Lexus. Unfortunately, I forgot that I had turned my bathroom into a grow room. So when my mom went in there, she totally flipped out. Maybe I can find a way to hide my bathroom too!" 
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