Vampire Hospitalized After Ordering Garlic BreadTransylvania Count Suckula has been hospitalized this week due to unintentional consumption of garlic bread.
It seems the Count ordered the dangerous food thing without thinking that garlic is harmful to the
health of vampires and can burn them severely.
"I vonted to try sometink new to go vith my fish chowder." Said the Count, "How did I know that the Garlic Bread vould taste more garlicky than bready. Man, I vish I could haf sucked the blood of that idiotic vaiter. A leettle varning vould have been nice."
The Count is being treated for burns to the hands and lips and is also on an I.V. of premium
type O Positive blood. He is expected to make a complete recovery and will be back to
sucking the life essence out of human beings in no time.
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