Cranberries Upset in Taking Backseat to Turkey

Apparently our flavorful fruit is upset that the Turkey gets all the publicity during Thanksgiving feasts and feel they get forgotten. A spokesfruit for Cranberries had this to say: "Cranberries work just as hard as any other Thanksgiving dish. Why should they have to hear all the praise for the Turkey? Turkeys are fat and lazy. They don't have to sit in the sun all day like us."

The argument of health came in to play and Cranberries used this argument: "Cranberries are beneficial for your prostate gland... Turkey just makes you sleepy."

This Thanksgiving, look to the left of the Turkey and you may see an upset dish sitting in a bowl on a hot plate. These are Cranberries... and they're pouting. Cranberries tend to become jealous very easily and that's why they're faces are always red.

There are rumblings in the Side Dish community that there could be a revolt at the tables this Thanksgiving. So please, for the love of God, eat Cranberries... and enjoy them!