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Editorial: No, You Didn't Just See Mars

Editorial -- Matt

Yes I know it is the closest it's been to earth in 60,000 years. And I know that stargazers around the world have been looking into the sky to find it. But I also know that they go out to see it at night. Because it would have to be pretty close for you to see it in the middle of the day, as you claim. Plus, I'm inclined to believe that what you think is Mars is really just a strawberry Skittle^® stuck on the inside of your glasses.

You know. I'm starting to think you say things just to get attention. Like that time you thought you saw bigfoot at the aquarium or Jesus driving a Toyota Rav 4.

On the other hand, you're so gullible, you probably actually believe these ridiculous things you say. For example, remember that day I told you that poodles are made out of cotton candy? So you went to the park and tried to eat one? Boy, I sure got a laugh out of that one.

Hey, all is forgiven. You're right. That IS Mars. You don't mind if I have a couple of those Skittles^® do you?