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Dear Dr. Health,
My real doctor has prescribed medical cannibis for my extremely bad menstrual cramps. I have never drank or done any drugs, so I question the medical benefit of marijuana. What is your advice?

Sincerely,
Crabby in Carlsbad

Dear Crabby,

Medicinal Marijuana has shown it can be a very effective drug against many illnesses. It's a drug grown naturally from Mother Earth and is quite a treasure of her enriched soil of nutrients and vitamins. How do I know this you ask? Well She told me so after I smoked some medicinal marijuana to cure my overdose of LSD.

Keep on Truckin'
Dr. Health

Dear Dr. Health,
I keep hearing about this diet in which all you do is eat meat and eggs and you actually lose weight. Can this work for me? PS: I'm 500 lbs.

Sincerely,
Overweight in Oakland

Dear Overweight,

Please move away from Oakland, your presence there is affecting the tides and threatening my summer home on the San Francisco waterfront.

Happy Moving,
Dr. Health

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Dr. Health has a Masters in Health and currently does not contribute to modern Science.