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Big Brother is Still on TV!
Editorial -- Jason
Yowza!
Hey folks, I have good news: Your favorite reality show in which they collect a bunch of good-looking camera-hungry egoists and challenge them to vote each other out until someone wins a bunch of money is still on the air! No, not Survivor.... not Paradise Hotel or Real World... no, not Temptation Island... no, it's Big Brother!! It's still on TV for another fantastic, nail-biting season. I can't wait to see all the fights, senseless hooking-up and humiliation. Aw, those poor people... what they wouldn't do to satisfy their TV audience.

Oh boy, I sure hope some nameless person gets together with that one person we hate so much. She's such a bitch, don't you agree? I mean the way she went into that room with the camera and totally ripped apart that other guy who's kinda quiet and could possibly be gay. The thing I don't get is how the Asian girl is so attracted to the gay guy... doesn't she know better?

Oh and I can't get enough of those camera shots from inside the bathroom. Is there any privacy?? I'll admit, I'm hooked.

Well, you'll know where to find me for the next 17 weeks. I'll be glued in front of the TV once a week on the day they air Big Brother on that channel it's on. I'm looking forward to seeing the new cast of characters. Aren't they terrific actors? This reality thing is so real isn't it? And once the last episode airs, you'll know who won that fixed amount of taxable income!

Cheers to reality TV and to another season of Big Brother!

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