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My Party Invite Says: "From 9pm-??"

Editorial -- Jason
Yowza!

I just received a party invitation in the mail from a good buddy of mine. Alright! We're gonna par-tay. What?? Wait a second... do my eyes deceive me? When I looked down at the 'When' section of the invite, it says in fancy gold pen handwriting: "From 9pm-??"... From 9 to Question Mark? Oh my god! That could be anytime... this party could rock all night if we let it.

Now I'm stressed out, man... I mean I've seen the movies when parties last until Question Mark before... like in Sixteen Candles and in Weird Science. People wake up in piles of pretzels and empty pizza boxes... or on the floor of a closet with a bra around their neck. I'm not sure if I'm ready for a party that lasts until Question Mark.

... But I know if I miss it, my friends will never let me live it down "Oh man, you missed a rockin' party" they'll say, "Even the loser with the Futurama T-shirt got some action." Even if it wasn't really true, they'd still say it.

So, I shall put on my best threads so I can Rock n' Roll all night and party ev-ery day!! Unfortunately, knowing my friends, this party might last from 9pm-9:15pm. Sigh.