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Skilled Prison Bitch Unhappy with Terms of Sale

Albuquerque, NM

New San Quentin Inmate Roy Gallagher, convicted of armed robbery, is mostly satisfied with the condition of the prison. Things are much as he expected. "I've seen Oz. I knew what I could expect. All the cowering, girlish looking inmates such as myself are fated to become 'bitches'."

While not necessarily thrilled at the prospect, Gallagher was prepared for it, as he is not prepared to fight for his life. "Hey. Who am I kidding? I weigh 140 pounds and I've never had a fist fight in my life!"

What he is upset about, however, is the price that he fetched on the "bitch" market. "My cellmate, 'Big Zeke' beat me into submission upon arrival. Afterwards I washed his underwear in the toilet/sink. And I washed them real good with soap and vigorous scrubbing. I figured, 'this is it, no big deal'". Unfortunately, Big Zeke already had a bitch, so he decided to sell Roy to the highest bidder.

"In the yard, I was holding Big Zeke's belt loop, and he auctioned me off to Shotgun Tony for one carton of Lucky Strikes.... ONE CARTON! And he didn't even sweeten the pot by mentioning my underwear washing skills. Not to mention the other stuff that I don't want to talk about... Big Zeke may know how to beat the shit out of me, but his salesmanship is severely lacking. If my skills as a bitch aren't properly recognized by these buffoons, I may just have to learn to fight..."