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An Email Says I Won a Free Vacation!

Editorial -- Jason
Yowza!

Now this is news: I just got an email saying I've won a free vacation! I've never won anything in my life and here I am, sitting at my computer with an email about a free vacation! Could this really be happening?? I've never dreamed... this is awesome shit!

Hmm, I wonder where I'll go... maybe Hawaii or London. Oh man, this is so exciting. The anticipation is unbearable, but I have to tell everyone, maybe even do a little dance first. Oh yeah, Oh yeah... it's my birthday. What's up now???

The interesting thing is this email's from Britany Spires, but I didn't think she knew who I was or that she spelled her name that way... but screw it -- free vacation! Let's see what this email is all about...

Damn it.