Girlfriend Not Informed of Dropped Pork ChopMadison, WI
A dropped pork chop somehow made it onto the dinner plate of Samantha Rouse this Tuesday. It was completely eaten, without any hesitation, whatsoever.
Her boyfriend of three years, Mike Rogado, tells the story this way: "Sam was complaining that I never do any of the cooking. So I decided to barbecue pork chops. They are her favorite, and it's easy to do. Anyway, when the pork chops were done, I tried to pick the first one up with my fingers, got burnt and dropped the pork chop on the cement." "She didn't see me do it. I thought about eating the dropped pork chop myself, but figured she'd enjoy it more since she didn't know it was dropped. This way, we both get to enjoy our meal!" Later on, while Samantha was licking all the juice from her fingers, she complimented Mike, "Wow, that was really great! Better than usual. I noticed some extra spices on it. Mmmm. Was that rosemary?" Mike replied: "Uh, yeah... rosemary..." as he nervously eyed the dead mosquitoes underneath the bug zapper next to the barbecue. 
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