Man Can't Find Bong He's HoldingArcata, CA
Local resident William "Freebird" Marshall, ransacked his trailer-home looking for the bong he was holding in his left hand. It was Sunday, his day off from Holiday Lanes where he maintains the ball return mechanisms. He had helped himself to a large portion of "the kind" an hour earlier, and subsequently watched a re-run of The Rockford Files.
He nodded off, then after the credits woke up, only to find another episode of The Rockford Files coming on.
He began to scan the room for his bong, as it is his tradition to smoke before every episode of anything. In the ensuing pandemonium, he went through each room, tossing and retossing piles of clothes and refuse in a vain attempt to locate the bong he was holding.
After about 15 minutes, he returned to his bean bag chair and whimpered himself to sleep. Upon waking, he noted that The Facts Of Life was starting, lifted the bong to his lips, and enjoyed the remainder of his afternoon.
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