Man pokes Fun, Fun pokes backWaterville, MERobert Swanson had a run-in with one of the most irritable forces on the planet. Fun. As Swanson was playfully enjoying a good fun-poking session with his son Thomas, it became apparent that Fun wasn't enjoying himself. Swanson poked Fun one too many times and Fun had more than enough.
And poke the eye he did. Swanson ended up with two black eyes, a broken eye socket and a bleeding cornea. He also suffered a severe poke to the rib cage and a poke to the groin. When asked about his experience with the poking of Fun, Swanson said "I had no idea Fun was so mean. I was totally blown away by his aggression and accuracy of his pokes. He's quite a dangerous weapon when you poke him the wrong way". Fun did want the world to know that he means business. Although, he feels badly about the way he treated Swanson, he did feel his actions were justified. "Maybe it was going a bit far to poke back with a sharp stick, but I believe in hard lessons. Fun isn't always 'Fun'," said Fun.
Fun is back on the job, and the man in question is recovering from his 'poking'
wounds in a local hospital. Swanson was asked to comment and he had this to say:
"Next time I will think twice about poking Fun. Maybe I'll crack Wise instead".
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Fun was quoted: "People think it's all too entertaining to poke me,
not realizing that there are days when I'm just not in the mood... And
when I poke, I poke the eye!"
