Cave Man No Want Sweep Cave

Me work hard most day. Kill mammoth. Make fire. Fight tribe from across river.

Why me have to sweep cave when come home? Some time me wish never club you on head to begin with. Since then only hear 'blah blah blah blah' from you. You ask me sweep cave one more time, me club you on head and put you back where I found you.

Me want time to self. Meet other man for drink and game of rock darts. Grog get play with wheel after get home. He laugh at me and say I am woman. When I play with wheel? Me not get any younger!

Only outlet for me is cave paintings. Here go one. Hand hand hand antelope spear mountain antelope hand stick man. Means here lived caveman with woman named Tok-Tok who never shut up.

Ugh.