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Idiots You Work With Talk About American Idol

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You know that annoying show about spoiled high school teens singing and dancing in hopes to get a record deal while also being subjected to insults from a British guy no one has ever heard of? Yes, American Idol... that's the one. Believe it or not, it's still on TV and your idiotic coworkers won't stop talking about it. There is real stuff going on in the world, but apparently the drama of this show is just easier to digest for the one-celled organisms you work with.

"I think [insert some girl's stage name] is cute" says one coworker.

"I think the big fat black guy is going to win" says another. "He's so sassy and totally dances like a mofo"

"Simon is so mean... I just can't seem to stop watching just to see what he'll say next" says yet another.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, make it stop!

"No matter what happens," says another, "this year's winner won't be as wholesome and entertaining as Kelly Clarkson. She's absolutely perfect! And the show has made her so successful... unfortunately she'll probably be really fat in a few years so her career will really go downhill."

That statement, ironically, was made by a really fat coworker.

When asked why you don't watch the show, you politely respond with "Because I have a life." Mere chuckles come from the group of idiotic coworkers because they think you're just joking.

Your head feels like it's going to burst while it fills with useless knowledge about that damn, singy-dancy show. You think about how relieved you'll be when that show loses steam and eventually goes off the air... UNFORTUNATELY, there are millions of other idiots just like your coworkers. You'll feel better once you just give in to the stupidity... it will make the pain go away. C'mon, let's go and buy a TV Guide.