Biotechnology is so Rad!

I read an article that told of a crazy Biotechnology experiment that created a cow with two heads! Wow, a cow that is twice as smart as a normal cow... Weird! I bet that cow would be pretty hard to tip over since it can look both directions at once.

I heard with Biotechnology, you can even make copies of your own body. They call it 'Cloning'. Whoa, that sounds pretty scientific to me. I'm totally getting one of these 'Clones'. I'll make him do my laundry and stuff while I sit in a hammock sipping lemonade from a straw.

I saw a show on TV that explained how these Biotechnicianaries are making stockpiles of organs for transplants and what-have-you. Man, it was hard enough trying to be allowed to play the Organ at the local Pizza and Pipes. I can't wait for everyone to have their own organ at home, or even two!

There's even new kinds of medicine you can buy at the store or get a sample of from your favorite doctor. Apparently, Biotechnology came up with a drug to let you have sex for hours! Holy crap! That's way too futuristic for me. Usually I spend hours begging for sex.

I suppose this Biotechnology is the future so we must embrace it with open arms. I just hope it comes in handy like when we need a cure for why Beer goes flat or something. Cheers to the future of Biotechnisms!