I can't help staring, your mom is hot

Who knows, maybe we'd meet at parent's night or at one of your band recitals. We'd hit it off and we'd get busy after you went to bed.

Why do you think I'm always inviting myself over to your house to hang out?

I just live for when your mom says "hello boys" in that sexy voice... and why do you think I'm always volunteering to help with dinner? Any excuse to see your mom in that 'Kiss the Cook' apron... and boy would I like to kiss that cook. Your mom asked me if I would like any milk, and I thought I heard her say "MILF"

Dude, c'mon. You know it's true... your mom is hot and all the guys think so. I'm just being honest with you. So whaddya say? Can I get her number? Oh yeah, it's the same as yours. I might just have a shot here, that is if your dad would get out of the picture.