Arby's Introduces New Edible Sandwich

While they decline to state exactly what their so-called "sandwiches" have been composed of, they promise that their newest product, the "Edible Sandwich for Humans" is bar none, the only edible sandwich the franchise has ever introduced.

Tim Russert, an excited Arby's spokesman explains: "We're proud to announce a sandwich everyone can actually eat! The bun is composed entirely of something called 'bread,' which is made of, get this, flour milled from wheat."

The news did not stop there, however. Russert continuted "And the stuff in between the bun is a thing called 'meat,' which apparently comes from a cow or goat or something."

The shock of the new Arby's Sandwich did not unsettle any of their competitors. It was business as usual over at the McDonald's headquarters. The following statement was made by a McDonald's source: "This new Arby's sandwich won't stand the test of time. The American public will be back to demand inedible food items soon enough. Arby's will be back to making consolidated bundles of grease, cheese and salt like the rest of us in no time!"