Editorial: My online name is 'asdf'

I'm so lazy that in college, I would leave my textbooks in a bush outside of each class, so I wouldn't have to carry them around. And it didn't matter if they got wet and rained on, because I never read them anyway. As a matter of fact, eventually I stopped buying textbooks altogether... It's a shame I didn't graduate.

If it's one thing that upsets a lazy person such as myself, it's filling out forms on the web. It's such a double-edged sword, because on the one hand, I'm too lazy to leave my house to meet people, but on the other hand, in order to get an AOL IM name, I had to fill out, like, 12 fields. By the time I got to the "choose your user name" portion, I was so fed up and bored with the whole ordeal, that I decided I'd call myself "asdf".

My guess is that no one ever checks up on those forms, because if they did, they would surely question whether some one named asdf asdf would really live in a city named asdf in the country of asdf...

If I weren't so lazy, I suppose the next three sentences would be some sort of conclusion or moral or something. However, asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf. Asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf. Asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf.

Sincerely,
asdf asdf