Apr 4, 2007
You're Not as Cool as You Think
Identity Thief Having Time of Your Life
Bush Sends Girl Scouts to Iraq
Nov 11, 2005
Editorial: Has Anyone Seen My Internal Organs?
Editorial: Stop playing my ribs like a Xylophone!
Jul 7, 2005
Wacky Headline Suggests Amusing Article Underneath
Editorial: What Kind of Name is Grandma's Cupboard??
Mar 3, 2005
Editorial from a Cave Man: Cave Man No Want Sweep Cave
Dork Finally Gets A Girlfriend... In His Video Game
May 5, 2004
Editorial: An Email Says I Won a Free Vacation!
Girlfriend Not Informed of Dropped Pork Chop
Jan 1, 2004
Hussein May Have Been Planning Christmas Heist
No Missles Found in Iraq, only Mistletoe
Editorial: I Consider Drinking To Be A Hobby
Arby's Introduces New Edible Sandwich
Sep 9, 2003
Editorial: I'm on my cell phone, where are you?
Editorial: No, You Didn't Just See Mars
Editorial: Big Brother is Still on TV!
May 5, 2003
Editorial: No, You Don't Have SARS
Woman Offended By Use Of Word 'Probe' In Newspaper
Mar 3, 2003
Idiots You Work With Talk About American Idol
Editorial: Biotechnology is so Rad!
Fast Food Manager Says Stupid Shit
Jan 1, 2003
NASA Changes Name To Planets-n-Shit
Nov 11, 2002
Bong Hidden Behind Bigger Bong
Jul 7, 2002
Editorial: Discover Card! You're Pre-Approved To Kiss My Ass
Editorial: My Party Invite Says: "From 9pm-??"
French Surrender To Lance Armstrong
Editorial: Money Grows in my Pants Pocket
Kool-Aid Man Eats Subway's Jared
May 5, 2002
Editorial: I'm Going To Radio Shack!
Guy In Car In Front Of You Has No Idea You Hate His Guts
Man Can't Find Bong He's Holding
Mar 3, 2002
Editorial: That Wasn't A Baby Ruth, You Shouldn't Have Eaten It
Editorial: I can't help staring, your mom is hot
Guy Has Another Viking Daydream in Tuesday Meeting
Jan 1, 2002
Editorial: My online name is 'asdf'
Carnie College: Providing Excellence in Carnival Workers
Cheney to Bush: Stop Calling Me Skeletor
White Rapper is Terrible Lyricist
Nov 11, 2001
Cranberries Upset in Taking Backseat to Turkey
Editorial: Dinner Was Delicious... What Was It?
Vampire Hospitalized After Ordering Garlic Bread
Hubble Telescope Used as Air Guitar
Sep 9, 2001
Man Catches Brown Trout in Shit Creek
Idea Helmet' Fails Initial Trial
Supermarket Bouquet Fails to Save Relationship
Man Absentmindedly Sings Along with Muzak
Mr. T's Fear of Flying Turns into Morphine Addiction
Prepare Older Kids for Halloween Fun
Jul 7, 2001
Edible Panties Improperly Used as Metaphor During Speech
Fourth of July Fireworks Best on Acid
Girls of Summer back from Winter Hibernation
Kite Enthusiast Gives Female Names to his Kites
Skilled Prison Bitch Unhappy with Terms of Sale
Key to the City Really Just Mayor's Hotel Key
Banana Stickers Basis of Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
Spaniards Enjoy the Running of the Errands
Animated Organs Teach Children Healthy Lessons
May 5, 2001
Child cries after watching Great Space Coaster reruns
Rubik's Cube Fanatic Unaware of Hobby's Decline
Company Buys Uncomfortable Massage Chair
Ohhh Noooo! Mr. Bill Goes To Court
Man Enlists In Army After Watching Pauly Shore Movie
Apr 4, 2001
Amateur Ventriloquist Gets Co-workers Fired
Woman's Split Personalities Finally Shake Hands
Jan 1, 2001
Pickles Found in Pickle Relish
Whoopie Cushsion not really used for Whoopie
Re-creation of Wile E. Coyote 'Road Runner Trap' Ends in Tragedy
Jive Turkeys become new delicacy for Thanksgiving