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Pickles Found in Pickle Relish
San Diego, California

Much to the dismay of Donald Wennington, a local supermarket owner in the San Diego area, the ingredients of his most popular brand of pickle relish actually had Pickles as one of the top five ingredients of the condiment. "I was totally taken by surprise", said the 45 year-old shop keeper. "There it was between vinegar and polysorbate number 5. It's good to see there are still natural ingredients in today's products". After further research, he found Orange Flavoring in Tang and Chocolate extract in semisweet chocolate chunks.

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